Last nights dream

Had a very freaking weird dream last night. In my dreams I visioned myself at the ocean, beautiful girls rubbing me down with some lotion I was cycling with a friend.

We cycled past a volley ball court where there were two middle-aged ladies playing. They looked like they wanted to invite us, but they held their tongue. Next we came up to a badminton court. It looked like the badminton court I played at when I was a kid. We decided to play badminton. As we were playing, some scouts or police cadet kids came and be wu ying. Flies. Disturbing our game by running into the court.

We decided to head back. As we were cycling at top speed, suddenly my bike went off the road. I was falling down a cliff, bike still going forward. I was falling at a 45 degree angle when in front of me stood a very tall tree. I leaned to the side and avoided the big prick. I landed safely down a side of a hill. Bike still doing 900kmph. As I reached a clearing, I saw some villagers being robbed. I started to head their way to help but was stopped by a weird propeller sound. I looked up.

Right above me is a WWII Japanese Zero fighter. It was having some engine trouble. It erupted into a great ball of fire. But as the fire subsided, I saw these jap pilots floating down. They had no chute, yet they were falling like feathers. They smiled at me in a scary yet calming sort of expression. They begun to show me numbers. 2. 3. 5. 10. The long bony fingers with sharp white nails went 2. 3. 5. 10, 2. 3. 5. 10, again and again until alas they disappeared into thin air.

I approached the house. There were no villagers left. Inside, I found 3 jap girls tied to the window. They were translucent. Struggling to free themselves like those cheap jap porn actress when being aroused by small pink jap vibrators. BANG!! The door opened behind me, another jap girl busted in. She looked sad. She talked to one of the three translucent girls, then produced a small jewellery case from her bra. She opened. Inside, there was a cloths peg. The peg started to emit a swirling smoke. It swirled the room and landed on the translucent girl. The girled stopped struggling and seems at peace. She smiled. Poof! She turned into the swirling mist and swirled its way up. Heaven.

The jap girl took out another two similar cases and the same thing happened to the other two translucent girls. They smiled at they turned into the swirling mists too. Then... the jap girl who busted in turned slowly at me. She produced another box from her bra. Don't ask me, I don't know how her bra can contain so many things. They looked like B cups to me. The box opened slowly. I was forced to look into it.

I fainted before I recognise anything. The next thing I knew, it was morning and its my turn to get ready for work.